Did you know?

The first vending machine was created in the 1st century BC, Roman’s used a coin to dispense holy water

Check Out a Friend’s Band

I think the first time I saw The Blessings perform it was the infamous Viper Room on the Sunset strip. A lot has changed but the band is still rocking and they have just released a new album Woke up with the Noonday Devil. Click the button below to check out their site

Check Out my Buddies

Actor Musican James Hazley now has a website, hit my guy up and see what he has been up to.

101 Films I Really Like

It’s not my top 101 films, that would probably be all horror but here is a list of some films I find myself rewatching.

Rules for living in LA

1. If you are invited to a hotel room; it's for two things, to do illicit drugs or have sex, that is it.

2. Never ever drink at a VFW Lodge.

3. Never date someone who drives a Jeep

4. If someone asks you to borrow a key to do drugs, that means they are not old enough to own keys to anything.

5. This isn't New York and you're not Bill Cunningham, don't take pictures of people you don't know.

6. It's rainy and cold December through February at the least, plan accordingly and don't complain. 

7. It's overcast in May and June, we all know about it, quit complaining.

8. If the person you’re texting, ever responds with “Indeed” instead of agreed, yes, yeah or anything else, block this person.

9. The 2nd floor men's bathroom at the Hollywood and Highland Mall is basically just a Glory Hole.

10. The Eggslut on the Broadway side of Grand Central Market is the only location that ever has a line.

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Welcome to We Don’t Eat At Home Anymore, your go-to source for honest and reliable restaurant reviews. We are passionate about exploring the vibrant culinary scene in the United States and sharing our experiences with fellow food enthusiasts.

Our dedicated team of reviewers visits various restaurants across the country, carefully evaluating the ambiance, service, and most importantly, can you believe this shit?! Ai does a mids job of writing copy don't they. I'm Jason Parker, I was a barista at a few places, I drive Uber now, made some podcasts no one listens to and now I think I can tell you where I think you can get a good meal in LA county, I mean I guess why not.